Kid Cudi took the stand today and said Diddy was like “a Marvel super villain.” Then he told a wild story. See what had happened was this.
It was 2011, December, 5:30 in the morning. Cassie called Cudi. The two were secretly dating then (but today Cudi testified that “she told me they were broken up).” Cassie told him Diddy had found out about them and she was upset. Come pick me up. So Cudi got in his Porsche, picked her up, and took her to a hotel. But while he was at the hotel, Cudi’s assistant called to say, Diddy is in your house. The assistant told him she was forced to go along. (So Diddy forced himself into Cudi’s home.) As Cudi drove home, he called Puff. Cudi: “Motherfucker you in my house?” Puff: “I am here waiting for you.” But super calmly. Like weirdly calmly. Like a supervillain. And while Cudi was driving back Diddy unwrapped some Christmas presents and locked Cudi’s dog in the bathroom, traumatizing the dog. Supervillain ish!